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The Full Arsenal

Everything A Gentleman Requires

Grow it, wash it, soften it, shape it. In that order, if you please.

A Word Before You Browse

I Built The Whole Routine. You're Welcome.

Most men assemble a grooming routine the way they assemble flat-pack furniture: badly, and with several pieces left over. I have done the assembling for you — four products, each with a job, each tested at length on this very face.

Grow with the shampoo. Cleanse with the two-step. Condition with the oil. Shape with the balm. Follow the order and the results will follow you — quite possibly down the street.

Why Shop With Me

Reasons, Should You Require Them


All-Natural, Obviously

Argan, jojoba, manuka honey, shea, aloe — ingredients a gentleman can pronounce and a chemist would applaud.

Made In America

Every bottle made in America, alongside such national treasures as the light bulb and, if I may, myself.

90-Day Guarantee

Ninety days, no questions, no raised eyebrows. Opened is perfectly fine.

200,000+ Gentlemen

Loved by a great many discerning faces, and reviewed at length by most of them.