





Beard Thickening Shampoo
Achieve a clean, healthier, and softer beard with Polished Gentleman’s Beard Thickening Shampoo! This shampoo makes it literally 6.8 trillion times easier to grow and maintain your best beard. It will also be your ace accessory, best bargaining chip, main marketing tool, finest female facilitator, and occasionally a superlative safety device. Organic ingredients? Always and forever. Beard growth? Faster than cups run out at parties. Thicker, fuller, softer, stronger, healthier beard? Of course, my good fellow! Manliness across all senses! Look like a man as others revel in the glory of your magnificent beardedness.
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The Gentleman's Wash
A Wash Worthy Of The Beard It Serves.
A lesser shampoo strips away the very oils your beard worked so hard to earn. Mine does the opposite. I formulated this wash to clean thoroughly and leave behind a beard that is fuller, softer, and — if the testimonials are to be believed — roughly 6.8 trillion times easier to live with.
Lather it in, let it consider its purpose for a moment, and rinse. What remains is a beard that looks deliberately grown rather than merely tolerated.
— The Gentleman, Founder
Why You'll Love It
Everything A Beard Wash Should Do
Cleans Without Stripping
Lifts dirt, oil and the day's misadventures while leaving your beard's natural oils exactly where they belong.
Thickens & Fortifies
Biotin and saw palmetto support thicker-looking, fuller growth from the follicle outward.
Calms The Skin Beneath
Aloe vera and tea tree soothe the skin under the beard, putting an end to itch and flaking.
Softer With Every Wash
Argan and natural conditioners leave each strand softer, smoother, and far more agreeable.

All Killer, No Filler
Organic. Always And Forever.
If it would not earn a place in a gentleman’s pantry, it does not earn a place in the bottle.
- Biotin
- Saw Palmetto
- Argan Oil
- Aloe Vera
- Niacinamide
- Tea Tree Oil
What Gentlemen Say
Lathered With Praise
"Three washes in and my beard is visibly fuller. It also stopped behaving like a kitchen scourer. Remarkable."
"Cleans without that stripped, squeaky feeling. My beard is softer than it has any right to be."
"The itch is gone and the bottle, regrettably, empties faster than I would like. I have subscribed."
Complete The Ritual
A Gentleman Never Stops At One

Beard Oil
Jojoba, argan & rosemary in an oil that practically applies itself.
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Softening Conditioner
Argan, jojoba & rosemary for a beard people can’t stop touching.
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Beard Balm
Organic beeswax & shea for all-day hold with a warm sandalwood finish.
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